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We've Got Answers . . .
. . . .In fact, we got all the answers!!
But . . . . (ah, you knew there was a catch didn't
you.)
. . . . we just can't guarantee that they will match up
with your questions.
Don't Panic!
Take heed and delay that order to call and
muster the troops. There is hope!!!
bonehead
tidbit: You
see, business, like life, is a series of pick-and-choose-its.
Every choose-it you select that is wrong increases the odds
that they next one will be right! Now, all you have to do is
hang in there long enough to assure the next choose-it is the
right one. Just keep cool.
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Baseball Hall of
Fame pitcher, Satchel Page, was once asked about his age when he
entered the major leagues. He looked at he reporter and asked
back, “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old
you was?”
Boneheads
understand. When faced with a problem or a new challenge never
seen they smile and ask:
"How
smart would you be if you didn’t know how stupid you was?"
"If
you didn’t know what you don’t know, would you still not
know it? Would you still be unable to do it if you didn't know
that you didn't know how to do it?"
"How
do you know what you don’t know? How do you know what you do?"
"Does
a college education (or corporate training programs) come with a
money back guarantee?"
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bonehead
beliefs
boneheads . . .
- .
. . know they don’t know it all.
And if they don’t know it all, their colleagues and
associates probably don’t either. This is why they
insist upon having all those cubicles around. Somebody has
to know something, But, when Boneheads do
know, they stick by their guns and are not easily swayed.
- .
. . are explorers. They seek out news and information from
all sources. They look for ideas and solutions in areas
not a part of their specialty. They know gurus come in all
shapes and sizes and they turn over every stone and look
in every corner to find them. They love The Three Stooges
and Marx Brothers.
- .
. . ask traditional questions to non-traditional sources
and non-traditional questions to traditional sources, but
t
hey hate Jeopardy and any quiz show sponsored by cereal
companies.
- . . . are curious. They want and need to know about “stuff”
and “junk”. They know communication is important
and is always a key. Having facts at your disposal
(however trivial they may seem) helps. (But, they still
hate Jeopardy.)
- . . . work hard to learn, to know, and most of all, to
understand. They work harder at not falling into the trap
at becoming a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none.
That's why you pay people to sit at all those other desks
-- so you don't have to become a Jack who don't know Jack.
- . . . respect cultures and traditions – in both a geopolitical
and business sense. They realize, though, that most will
fall by the wayside of history – rightfully or wrongly.
As such, they know they have a responsibility to document
and preserve that history so future generations and
researchers have facts to work with when assessing their
contributions and/or failures and how the business was
run. They understand
history and they help to write it. They create the future
and don't shred documents. As such, they don't work for
anyone on Wall Street.
- . . . don’t need pats on the back, though they do gladly
accept and do appreciate them. But they give them out well
timed and not all the time, less said pats lose their
importance. They agree with President Ronald Reagan who
said, “It is amazing what a (wo)man can achieve if
(s)he
doesn’t care who gets the credit.”
Boneheads rather have cash and negotiable securities -
except during the last year or so..
- . . . remember the world around them. They read the news and
understand as best they can. They look to see how events
may affect them and their world – at home and work - and
they go bowling when the kids bring in homework.
- . . . stay on top of what they already know – about their
careers and industries. They read the trade journals,
academic papers etc. They see trends and act on them today
and don't wait for the consequences as the truth is too gruesome
to bare.
- . . . know how to keep their egos in check and how to check at
the door those that bring theirs with them. This is what whoopee
cushions are for.
- . . . know everyone
wants to be carried off the field -- to be a star and
score the winning touchdown or hit the World Series
winning homerun. But remember, Rudy was a scrub – only a
benchwarmer! He just did his job with passion and purpose
and made sure others saw the vision and kept their focus
on it, regardless if they were stars or scrubs. They also
know everyone's fifteen minutes of fame always includes
ten minutes spent on the throne -- and we are not
talking about Buckingham Palace here.
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