It's All In The Name

by John E Budzinski

© 2003


Having The Wrong Name Can Hamper Your Job Search

If you find yourself looking for a job today you are in good company. Many people out there with you - a lot of really good and talented people! If you are amongst those who have been out of work for some time and keep asking yourself (and anyone else that will listen), "What's up with that? I send out hundreds of resumes but no companies call back." Well, the answer may be a simple as your name.

I came across a site a few days ago that had a story titled, "Racism Through Resumes". It seems a study has been done by a couple of professors from the University of Chicago and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology that indicates that if you have a name that sounds "typical" of a black individual, you were less likely to have your resume reviewed and ultimately be called in for a job interview. It didn't matter if you were black or not.

This made me laugh out loud, first over the idiocy of it under the scope of, "Is there no end to the issue of race?" But then, a chain reaction of lunacy started and I was off on an all day laugh fest.

The link to this story came from a Human Resource web site where HR professionals were singing the blues about how many resumes they have to go through to find qualified candidates for the jobs they need to fill. The few gems are lost in a cluster of candidates who haven't a clue or aren't even remotely qualified for the positions. Now, these two professors with nothing better to do and too much grant money to spend add to the misery of our HR friends by sending in spurious resumes.

I laughed when I thought about the poor person sitting there reading a resume trying to figure out if it is real or a part of a bogus study some pre-PHD candidate get some yuks and thinking this is funny.

You may remember an ABC News story from a few months ago about some black individuals who were looking for an apartment. Every time they called to inquire about the apartment they were told it has just been rented. It happened too many time to be coincidence and they started to think, "maybe the other person on the phone knows I'm black." So, they had a white friend call right after they did. The apartment amazingly was available again. Not just with one apartment, but with all of them.

ABC put a test on their web site to see if you could tell the race, sex, or national origin of a speaker by listening to them say, "Mary had a little lamb..." I'm proud to say I flunked the test.

Well now, not only do you have to worry about speaking, you have to worry about your name. I could just see the general practitioner lawyers around the country look in their waiting rooms and wonder, "Where'd all these black dudes come from and what's up with them all wanting to change their names?" Of course, after the ABC News story ran, I am sure there was a rush at bookstores with people looking for the book, How To Speak Nebraskan

So, if this study by the two professors is valid, is there any wonder why Michael Jackson looks and sounds the way he does? His records sales are slow and he's looking for work.

Do you think resumes with "typical" female sounding names get preferential treatment because women "typically" get paid less than men? Do people with Asian and Indian sounding names get called for interviews for software and computer jobs more often than their European and American sounding cousins? (Also, because they get paid less as well.) Can you think of at least 168 other questions you can ask with this study fresh in your mind?

As I tried to digest and make some sense of it all I thought about another story I read some months ago about the strange names American parents give their kids today. A few examples are, Espn (yes, just like the TV sports network), Canon (like the camera), Cashmere, and Timberland for boys, and Chianti, Dung, Sparkle, and Whisper for girls.

What do you think HR types think when a resume with those or similar names, cross their desks? I doubt those names were considered by our professor friends who seem more concerned with racial bias that with other types such as those who may be free spirits or whose parents were too drunk with excitement at their child's birth to fully comprehend what message naming their new baby Almond sends to society. The name Almond will be no joy to the bearer of it and his life may be more than just a chocolate mess. 

Now, picture yourself as hiring manager down at the local explosive, pesticide or nuclear power plant when the Human Resources Manager explodes into your office. 

"You know that Pilot Job you've been trying to fill? Well, I've found the perfect candidate!" 

He hands you the resume and you start to get giddy with excitement as you view his qualifications. Then, you glance at the name.

"His qualifications are great, but I don't know."

"What do you mean?" the HR manager asks.

"Well, did you look at his name?" 

"What do you mean?" 

"His name is Osama Muhammad . . . ?"

 


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